Maybe his regular job was designing water slides and he just does plumbing on the side!
Hey, how you doin?
Protective moss coating coming loose on SE corner of roof. Recommend stapling the moss to the roof as needed to provide adequate protection from the elements. Talk about going Green! bu dum tshhh
Minor cracking observed in stone foundation. These are non-structural, but should be monitored and repaired by oppressed peasant. Functioning as intended since 1379.